13 Ways to Procrastinate

 

1. Wait until the day before to do a month-long project.

2. Lie to the world and yourself, stating there is nothing to do.

3. Create a shell of shame over a pure heart.

4. Let the guilt of the last week of school seep in through the walls of the heart.

5. Make your mind lay still in bed while your fingers flick and control another realty; gaming.

6. Keep yourself at ease while your emotions are ready for the kill.

7. Stead your voice so nobody knows the anger trapped in your soul.

8. Seek the help of your conscious.

9. Find out your mind has slaughtered all of the true fun.

10. Take what you desire, without thinking the consequences.

11. Mend a mask for your mind to put on.

12. Patch your weaknesses with thoughts of hate.

13. Avoid work.